Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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