i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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