Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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