I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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