Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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