I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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