you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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