See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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