Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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