how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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