D3 body, D1 cock
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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