And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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