talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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