i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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