I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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