therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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