matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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