Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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