In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
