Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
jump out the window naked night went bad
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