it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
