I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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