Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you would pick up someone in the library
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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