Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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