I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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