your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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