bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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