yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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