Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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