dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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