He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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