I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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