Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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