Yo dont text me then not text me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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