i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He did a backflip because drugs
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