Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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