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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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