you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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