Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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