Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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