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I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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