There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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