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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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