after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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