i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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