Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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