Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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