Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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