do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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