You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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