The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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