those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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