Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
