you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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